You see, every January, I take part in Miss Millennium with a longtime group of friends. We all put together fun drag characters and have a pageant. None of us do drag regularly, but we are all artists and performers who really have fun playing together. Here's the problem - I'm supposed to be on a stage performing - singing, dancing, improvising in full character mode, with multiple costume changes including eveningwear, swimwear and several other outfits, in just 5 days. And I'm still too sick to even go thrift-shopping.
Miss Millennium Pageant 2009